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[oldestfriend]

[There is much scratching and moving noises before the screen finally clears up. It's pointed straight at the sky before things straighten out. There's a blur where an observant person might be able to recognize New Bark Town and then the trainer appears. She brings about a strange deja vu although it'd be super rare for anyone to actually remember her. She beams regardless, her backdrop a bit of water. There's splashing to be heard.]

Sweet, it's working! Oh, hey there. I'm... Dee. New here, although I keep hearing that's not a recent and spiffy development. Just figuring out this thing...

Still a bit lost, 'tho, I gotta say. [Judging by the laugh she gives, it has not even vaguely occurred to her to be bothered. At all.]

I don't suppose there's anyone out there who can point me in the right direction? Route 29 is looking like the only way out, but even one way streets can be tricky. Besides...

[She trails off, staring up at the cloudy sky.]

...Something seems up.

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[exeggutorhead]

What're you laughing at? That can't have been right.

[He frowns some, not liking feeling that he was missing some kind of joke on him, but then at what she says he shrugs] Depends on what you are normally. I sure as hell didn't have to get turned human like this. [And now there's some moar frownyface, although not directed at her.]

[video]

[oldestfriend.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I was just me. How's that for a vague answer?

_{[She chuckles again before becoming a bit more serious.]}

If I'm not human, what do you think I am?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[It takes him a bit to respond, as he considers everything she's told him, and her reactions to what he's said. Well, if he was going to look like an idiot he might as well get it over with.] You are death, aren't you. Cheerier than I'd have thought.

[video]

[oldestfriend.livejournal.com]

TA DA! Yay, you got it!

_{[Have some jazz hands, Envy! You've earned it! If she had confetti, there is no doubt Death would be using that, too.]}

I never got the whole doom and gloom thing humans have. I'm not that scary, am I?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[He smirks at her, looking pleased that he figured it out. He's decided that she's alright for now, interesting to talk to at least. And definitely someone he was familiar with, both from dying himself and from handing death out to so many others.] Well, most humans aren't too interested in dying. And I haven't had to worry much about you in a while. Although I guess I keep you busy, huh?

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[oldestfriend.livejournal.com]

But I'm inevitable. Ah well.

_{[She looks amused at his statement. Cocky, isn't he?]}

It's what you do best, Envy. Honestly, with your track record, you practically owe me a vacation. I hope you haven't caused too much trouble around here, at least.

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[exeggutorhead]

[Oh yes, he is seconded in cockiness only by Greed. He grins at her, still a bit smirkily.] Well you're on vacation now right? But don't worry about me, I've been good here so far~ I can't afford to cause too much trouble before I figure out where I stand.

[He laughs, then shrugs. Oddly enough, he's feeling more comfortable with talking to her now that he knows what she is: not human, and someone he's pretty familiar with.]

Inevitable, yeah. So what are we homunculi then, the ones that got away?

[video]

[oldestfriend.livejournal.com]

Nah, this is just random lucky happenstance. _{[She tilts her head and winks.]} I'll make you pay for it someday. Somewhere in the Alps? I've always wanted to go skiing. _{[She doesn't mean a word of it. It's a funny image, 'tho.]}

And as for you guys... _{[She leans back, resting on her hands.]} Hm. More like the ones I haven't quite caught up to yet.